the geography of a woman

Geography of a woman.
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful, with fertile deltas.
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America..... Well developed and open to trade especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France, gently ageing, but sensual with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.
From 61 onwards, she is like Afghanistan, everyone knows where it is but no-one wants to go there.
The geography of a man.
Between 15 and 85 a man is like Britain, ruled by a dick.