The Wall - Pink Floyd

loads of jokes including ( jooke of the day - guts or balls )

guts or balls.
There is a medical distintion.we’ve all heard about people having guts,or balls,but do you really no the difference,between them
Guts,is arriving home late after a night out with the boys,being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask, are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere,
Balls. Is coming home late after a night with the lads,smelling of purfume and beer,with lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the arse and saying get up stairs fatty your next.

paddy stumbles on a mass baptism at a river,he walks into the river and stands next to the preacher,”are you ready to find jesus my son”the preacher asks,paddy relies “i am sir” the preacher puts him under water then says “ have you found jesus “ no sir, so this time the preacher holds him under longer “ have you found jesus paddy “ no sir,this time the preacher holds him under for 2 minuet’s paddy comes up gasping for air ,have you found jesus the preacher asks , paddy says “ are you sure this is where he fell in”

apperently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag, so every morning i slap the mr’s arse and say 2 sugar’s fat arse.

A lump of play dough was pushed through my letterbox today,i dont know what to make of it.

I was a bit bored today driving the car ,so i pulled over to knock one off, the driving instructer went f*****g loopy.

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joke of the day ( the dating watch )

3 women 1,engaged,1 mistress and and 1 wife while having there morning coffee ,all decided to treat their men,by wearing black leather bra's,stilleto heels,stocking’s and suspender’s,and a leather black face mask for when he got home from work, yhe next day at the coffee shop they started discussing last night,the mistress went first " when my man came home we made love there and then on the hall carpet", the engaged woman said " me and my man said " we had sex all night he was very pleased to see me " the 2 women looked at the wife " well what happened to you they asked" well the wife replied he came home as normal walked into the front room and took one look at me and went whats for f*****g tea batman".


Man meets a woman at the bar and buys her a drink,and as they sat there drinking he keeps looking at his watch, are you meeting someone she says you keep looking at your watch,no he said “its a new dating watch it’s giving me infomation about you”really she says “what does it say” well he replied “it says you have no knickers on “ well its wrong she says ,,,i know he replies it’s an hour fast.


Irishman takes his golfish to the vet’s and says i think my goldfish has epilepsy,well it looks fine to me says the vet ,paddy says “well i haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.

joke of the day ( the barbour )

A guy sticks his head into a barbour shop and asks " how long for a haircut please" the barbour looks round to see about 8 customers waiting,about 2 hours he replied,
the guy then left. a few days later the same guy returns ,sticks his head in and again says to the barbour ," how long before i can get a haircut" the barbour looks round ,about 3 hours he replies,the guy then leaves.about a week later he returns , how long for a haircut he asks ,about half an hour the barbour replies.the barbour then turns to a customer and said if you see where he is going because he is allways comes in ask how long for a haircut then leaves,but never comes back,dave returns a little while later laughing hysterically, whats so funny says the barbour,were does he go from here well said dave “ he goes to your house 2.

Bloke goes into the pub,and asks for 3 double wiskey’s,”you ok says the barman” no i said “iv’e just found out my eldest son is gay, the following day he return’s to the pub and this time ask’s for 6 double wiskey’s,”you ok the barman asks again “ no i just found out my youngest son is gay” drinks the 6 double’s and leaves. The following day he goes in 10 double wiskeys now barman please,” fuck me say’s the barman does no-one in your family like pussy,, yep replies the man , my wife

joke of the day ( the rabbi)

At the regular shabbat morning service,the rabbi announced he was leaving for a larger congregation,that would pay him more.
Samual cohn a very successfull car dealership owner,stands up and says “ if the rabbi stays he will give him a new cadillac evry year,and a vehicle of his chice to transport the children around”, the whole congregration applauded.
Larry wollawiscz a successfull lawyer stands up and sys “ if the rabbi stays he will double his salery every year he stays “
Just then estelle rubin stands up an 88 year old great grand mother, and shouts out “ if you stay rabbi i will have sex with you “ the whole congragration goes quite ,you could here a pin drop,
The rabbi replies “ your a wonderfull lady estelle , but why would you suggest that.
Estelles 90 year old husband, is trying to hide ,holding his forehead,with the palm of his hands,shaking it from side to side,well said estelle i asked my husband what we could do to help , and he said, F**K HIM.


An elderly couple a attending church on a Sunday,and half way through the service the elderly lady hands a note to her husband “ i just let out a sient fart, what do you think i should do “ husband scribbles back put a new battery in your f******g, hearing aid,

Ihad sex with my best mate’s wife last night and today i feel awful.
She must have the flu or something

joke of the day ( the rabbi )

At the regular shabbat morning service,the rabbi announced he was leaving for a larger congregation,that would pay him more.
Samual cohn a very successfull car dealership owner,stands up and says “ if the rabbi stays he will give him a new cadillac evry year,and a vehicle of his chice to transport the children around”, the whole congregration applauded.
Larry wollawiscz a successfull lawyer stands up and sys “ if the rabbi stays he will double his salery every year he stays “
Just then estelle rubin stands up an 88 year old great grand mother, and shouts out “ if you stay rabbi i will have sex with you “ the whole congragration goes quite ,you could here a pin drop,
The rabbi replies “ your a wonderfull lady estelle , but why would you suggest that.
Estelles 90 year old husband, is trying to hide ,holding his forehead,with the palm of his hands,shaking it from side to side,well said estelle i asked my husband what we could do to help , and he said, F**K HIM.


An elderly couple a attending church on a Sunday,and half way through the service the elderly lady hands a note to her husband “ i just let out a sient fart, what do you think i should do “ husband scribbles back put a new battery in your f******g, hearing aid,

Ihad sex with my best mate’s wife last night and today i feel awful.
She must have the flu or something

jokes ,jokes,jokes,jokes and more jokes

I started work recently in a music shop, and today this really scruffy,shady looking guy walks in and ask me ,”excuse me have you any thing by the doors” yes i repliead 2 doormen,and 2 security camera’s so dont try anything ,dickhead.

Paddy goes to see the nurse as he has a severe rash on his balls,the nurse says “ look paddy your going to have to stop wanking “ but why he says “i enjoy it “ because the nurse says  im trying to examine you.

Took a bird home last night after clubbing and,after a few drinks at mine we went upstairs,while we were taking our clothes off,a voice from the bed said “i hope thats not the fat bird from the other night”

Bloody memory foam mattress.

My new girlfriend was giving me a blowjob,when she found out i suffer from premature ejaculation,but its ok she took it on the chin.

I was in court the other day after a car crash, the judge asks me what happened “well your honouri was travelling down this quite country lane,and as i turned the bend i saw the car infront,i braked as hard as i could but still hit it,a cute blond got out and said ,ram me up the arse ,why dont you,and this your honour is were the confusion began

Paddy says to mick “ oi i have something stuck in my throat” are ya chokin he says .”

No ya dickhead im fecking serios.

7 really funny jokes inc joke of the day ( the parachute jump )

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I remember the lasy thing my dead wife said to me  " is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleasesd to see me" .

I met to fat girls down the pub last night who had strong cardiff accents,” i said i know that accent,you 2 girls are from london arent you “ wales you f******g idiot she replied,sorry i said  “ you 2 whales are from london arent you.

A native american red indian intruduced me to his wife ,,this is four horse’s ...... i say thats a beutiful name,what does it mean. He replied, NAG,NAG F******G,NAG

I just walked out my job in the helium factory, im not having them talk to me like that.

I was looking out the window today,when i saw my wife’s mother coming up the street,i can honestly say i have never been so pleased to see her,i had to shout to the wife ,” are you ready darling the hearse is here”.

Paddy is in the pub telling his mate’s about his forst parachute jump, paddy says ,”we were flying at about 30,000 feet,when it was my turn i looked down and just could not jump, no way i said “then this huge guy pulled out his 12” cock and said 2paddy if you dont jump i will stick this baby right up you arse “ all paddy’s mate said at the same time ,well did you jump,,,justa bit when it first went in.

                                                                    

joke of the day ( wallet scam )

WALLET SCAM WARNING

While at the supermarket you may be approached,by 2 fit,18 year old easten europeans in skin tight tops,with huge boobs,they wash your car window with there boobs rubbing up against the glass,and ask for a lift to the next supermarket, as payment for the window cleaning,on the way they will,strip down and start having sex with each other,then one will lean over and perform oral sex on you ,while you are driving,while the other try’s to steal your wallet, i had mine stolen ,Thursday,Friday and twice on Saturday, so be carefull

Paddy,mick and murphy,all work for a boss who allways goes home early,one day mick says “lets all go home early he will never know “so they all leave just after the boss,mick goes to the bookies,murphy goes to the pub,paddy goes home, only to find the bosses car on his drive and his boss upstairs ,having sex with his wife, the next day mick says “ what a good idea that was yesterday ,lets do it again today “not likley says paddy  “ I NEARLY GOT CAUGHT “.

I asked the mrs for a blow job last night,but she started rubbing my dick with a key ring ,talk about been fobbed off.

I bought a deoderant stick yesterdayand the instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom”i can hardly walk today but when i fart the room smells lovely.

3 adult jokes inc joke of the day ( the golfer )

I was down the pub last night when i realised i needed to fart,the music was really load,so i timed my farts with the beat,after a couple of songs i started to feel better,as i finished my pint i noticed everyone was starring at me , then i remembered i was listening to my i pod.

Man plays golf every Sunday .

He says to his wife  “im off love for my Sunday golfing” gets his bag opens the door only to find it pissing down, f**K it he thinks, i will see what its like in 10 minuets, still raining so he thinks back to bed,

Gets up behind the wife and starts sliping her one from behind she starts moaning and wakes up “its pissing down he says” to which the wife replies ,and that dickhead husband of mine has gone to play golf.

I just got back from the world erection champanships,made it through to the semi’s.

Man in a bar order’s champagne,lady next to him say’s,”what a coincedence iv’e just ordered champagne too”,man replies im celebrating,me too say’s the lady,what a coincedence, he says what are you celebrating,

Lady “my husband and i have been trying for years for a baby, and today i found out im pregnant”,

Man “ what a coincedence im a farmer and for years my hens were infertile,and today they all laid eggs”

Lady “ wow how did that happen”

Man “ i used a different cock “

Lady smiled, winked and clinked his glass and replied “ what a coincidence”

loads of jokes for the over 18's -- inc joke of the day (the scuba diver )

apperently 90 % of women dont fancy men who wear pink,

which is a bit of a coincedence as 90 %, of men who wear pink dont fancy women.

2 jews go to manchester uniteds home ground old trafford to by season tickets and the steward says “excuse me are you jews “,  yes they replied, well im sorry but i cant sell you the tickets says the steward, well why not, because you have to be a complete knob to support united.

Why do scuba divers allways fall backwards as they dive,

Because if they fall forward, they will fall into the boat.

Did you know that 69 % of people find something sexual in every sentance.

Theres a person running round london stabbing people with knitting needles,

Theres been 8 this week ,police think they are following a pattern.

I saw a golf buggy today parked in a disabled spot, i thought i wonder what his handicap is.

Them germans are thick f*****s,i took them 5 years to find anne fraanks house,i was only in Amsterdam 10 minuets and i found it, there are sign posts everywhere.

I caught my mate today with his dick in a lump of lard, the fat f**ker.

My mates got the best nickname in the world,shagger,we all think its great but she really hates it.

Why is it that when your wife gets pregnant, everyone goes up to her and rubs her tummy ,and says “ , congragulations”. No one goes up to the man rubs his dick and says “ well done “.

jeep safari and camel trek around mount sanai

• jeep safari and bedouin camp experience
• snorkeling and camel trek
• what you will need for the day

jeep safari and bedouin camp experience

joshua tree and bedouin shelter

hi fellow travelers ,my experience on a day trip around the sinai
the day starts at 7am when you are picked up from your hotel,in a jeep / land rover a couple of stops along the way to pick up some people and were off.
it takes about and hour to reach the dessert then the fun begins.
the once careful driver turns it to a madman skidding ,going over bumps up and down the dunes the woman are screaming in the back and he loves it ,,,but its all safe ,after an hour of this we stop at a Bedouin camp,were we all wonder about for a while catch some sun,chill for a bit ,there are a few items for sale ,scarfs,Bedouin tea ,bracelets and home made hand carved crafts.
after your little wander.you are asked by the guide to relax under the shelter were he explains the day ahead and shares some stories about the Bedouins in a lovely relaxed atmosphere.

snorkeling and camel trek

camel trek at dahab

now were on our way to dahab for part 2 ,this part of the journey last about an hour but there all brand new roads so it is very comfy, just outside dahab we stop at a snorkeling shop, to hire all the gear ,this is a good move as it saves you lumbering bags round all day, the whole set up wetsuit,goggles,mask,flippers .was only £8...£10 ,bargain.,
then down the road for,the bit i had been most looking forward to the most,the camel ride.
arriving at dahab there were approx 50 camels, so you picked the one you liked then off you go, you all travel in convoy i loved this bit, the.riding along the beach ,you could see saudi arabia across the water this could have lasted longer about an hour .
then down to the beach for some snorkling, apart from the camel ride the whole day was at your own pace,so after a couple of hours snorkling we were told food had been laid on (no charge)..we had mixed meats and salads bit like what you get at the hotel,,,,,so after a good scoff we mooched around the shops for a bit before heading back .
we did stop at a little market on the way home but we were all so tired we never stayed long,so we started to head home a lovely journey home driving through the mountains,
all in all a fantastic and highly recommended day out all for agout £30.00.

what you will need for the day

hi just a few tips for what you will need
1,your passport ,we do travel thhrough some roadblocks and every now and again they need to see id ,
2, money .buying goods off the bedouins,shopping in dahab and ,tips for the guide and driver,

3,suntan lotion,and water
4,towel
5, water our guide supplied water but some dont
well thats about it i hope you try the day out its a fantastic day and one for the memory bank

7 ADULT JOKES INC JOKE OF THE DAY ( THE SKUNK )

1 - my sex therepist reckons,the most effective way to turn a man on is to lick his ears for ten minuets,personally i think its bollocks

2 – my grandad got his tounge shot off during the war, but he never talks about it.

3 – I get on really well with the lesbians next door,they asked me what i would like for my birthday,i was stunned when they bought me a rolex,i think they misunderstood ,when i said i wanna watch.

4 – A couple were driving home one night when they ran over a skunk,they got out of the car, to find it still breathing,but it was very cold,husband says i we will drive to the vets, put it between your legs to warm it up,wife says “ but its wet and it stinks ,husband says” its dying for christs sake just hold its nose”

5 – A man bumps into his ex wifes new husband and asks, how you getting on with the second hand vagina,brilliant he replies after the first 3 inches its brand new.

6 – a metal patient is in hospital,when a nurse catches him with his dick between 2 biscuits,what ar you doing dave sah asks.  Im  f******g crackers he replies.

7 – young tracy comes home from school and says mummy,mummy i know where babies come from,wheres that then her mother replies, little tracy says “well mummy ,mummy and daddy take off all there clothes and daddy sticks his thingy in mummys mouth and she sucks and sucks. Oh thats so sweet darling but thats not how you get babies,thats how you get jewelly,clothes ,shoes,flowers and all the decorating done.

HOTEL REVIEW -- THE TROPITEL HOTEL,SHARM -EL-SHEIK,EGYPT

the tropitel hotel -sharm - el -sheik egypt

hi  fellow travellers, just a quick insight into the tropitel , hotel in naama bay in sharm –el –sheik egypt

this hotel is right slap bang in the middle of naama bay,so if you want to be in the heart of naana bay ,you couldent stay in a bettter located hotel,the hotel itself has a lovely friendly atmosphere from the moment you arrive, there are loads of staff to help with anything that you ask for, on arriving and checking in we got a tour off the hotel from the manager, which is so big he drives you round in a golf style buggy, the hotel itself has got to be at at least a mile from the reception to the last rooms, it is enormous, ( you do get a lift to your rooms if you dont want to walk it )

there are swimming pools everywhere i counted 5 but there could be more, there is also one pool with 3 water slides so is ideal for family’s the pool by the reception (pool bar ) is heated which was my favriote,

and gets the sun till about 4pm, i never noticed many bars in the hotel just the one by reception, which has loads of comfy chairs ,so you can chill, after spending the day basking in the boiling heat outside,there is however a massive restraunt on the first floor, which has excellant views over naama bay, a really lovely setting, the hotel itself has a really layed back,and chilled feel to the place,

as for entertainment in the hotel, i never really saw any, i did however used to have a few games of snooker waiting for the restraunt to open at 7pm, before having a good scoff, and then hitting the town,

as i mentioned the hotel is right in the middle , of sharm with the hard rock cafe across the road, and all the shisha cafe’s either side so you dont have to go far for some entertainment,

there was one thing i have to mention, if you are thinking of staying here, get a room as far from reception as possible, because you will here the noise from the clubs,and bars and it will keep you awake , i would rate this hotel all round at 8/10

thank you

10 JOKES ,, ALL FUNNY AS F**K

1 - I went to the bulimia society staff party last night, the place was heaving

2 – I stole the collection box from the epilepsy centre yesterday, they going to have a f*****g  fit when they find out.

3 – My Italian friend is opening a funeral parlour, and hes going to call it pasta-away.

4 – My grandad said to me today, its going to be a nightmare ths winter with the flu epidemic,

I know i said “tell me something i dont know “ ok he said your nans arse can take my whole fist.

5 – they reckon beer contains womens hormons,think they my be right ,because after 8 pints i talk shit and cant drive.

6 – i dont know whats more disturbing, my mother telling me my sister is a lesbian ,or my father winking at me and saying , no shes not.

8 – my mate came up to me today all excited saying ,guess what im shagging twins.

No way i said how can you tell them apart, thats easy he said tracy has huge tits and dave has got a moustace.

9 – guy goes to the doctors with hearing difficulties, dr says before i can examine you can you describe the symptoms, no problem he says ,homer is a fat lazy,yellow guy,and marge is a skinny bird with blue hair.

10 – honestley some people take offence at anything ,i met a guy at the bus stop today with no legs and all i said was “ how you getting on “.

3 MORE JOKES- - INC JOKE OF THE DAY ( THE SPEED COP )

I was late for work yesterday,and was speeding down the motorway when suddenly a policman pulls me over for speeding, where you going in such a hurry he asks ,you were doing over a 100mph,coming over the bridge,im late for work officer i replied,what is it you do for a living he asks ,well i replied i am an ass strecher,looking confused he says "whats an ass strecher" well officer i said i have very expensive and sophisticated equipment,i slowly inches at a time strech arses to 6 foot, wow says the officer what do you do with a 6 foot ass hole,,well i replied you give him a spped gun and put him on a bridge.

2  - A prostite visits the doctor and after her examination the doctor says “your pregnant do you know who the father is “ look doctor she replied “when you eat i tin of beans do you know which one makes you fart.

3 – paddy and mick find 4 hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station,paddy says “what happens if one explodes on the way “ well we will have to lie and say we only found 3 says mick.

crazydiamond: 3 GREAT JOKES INC JOKE OF THE DAY ( WOMEN GOLFERS )

crazydiamond: 3 GREAT JOKES INC JOKE OF THE DAY ( WOMEN GOLFERS )

3 GREAT JOKES INC JOKE OF THE DAY ( WOMEN GOLFERS )

1 -My wife asked me do i please you in bed,

yes i said especially that trick you do with your mouth,

what tricks that she asks, the one when you shut it and go to sleep.

2 - A  woman was playing a round of golf as she teed off she sliced and hit the man on the next hole,and watched in horror as he clasped his hands at his groin ,and fell to the ground ,rolling about in agony, she runs over ,"im so sorry she says let me help.

your ok says the man "but im a physio therapist she says " and slowly moves the mans hands,away from his groin, and undoes his trousers and starts massaging him,after a few minuits she says " is that better " thats fantastic he replies but i still think my thumb is broken .

3 – A man and his wife ( who never stopped nagging) were on a holiday trip to jerusalem,when the wife died suddenly,the undertaker says to the husband, it will cost you £10,000 to ship her home or £25.00 to bury her here, the husband after some consideration replies no your ok i will take her home,but why dont you bury her here says the undertaker in the holy land its lovely and you will save all that money,the husband replies a long ,long time ago a man called jesus was buried here ,and 3 days later he came back to life, im not taking no chances with the bitch.

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crazydiamond: loads of funny jokes

crazydiamond: loads of funny jokes

crazydiamond: loads of funny jokes

crazydiamond: loads of funny jokes

crazydiamond: loads of funny jokes

crazydiamond: loads of funny jokes

TURKEY.a holiday paradise

• daytripping turkish style
• a turkish bath
• bargain hunting

daytripping turkish style

typical boat for trip

turkey, a holiday destination i had wanted to visit for a while so having had friends visit and returning with great reviews decided to pack my bags and make the trip.
on arriving the first thing that hit me was the heat and boy is it hot,
my hotel was in marmaris which is about 2 and a half hours from the airport, i like the idea of a long transfer as it allows you to see some of the country you are visiting.
my first day was the usual wonder around getting my bearings,there is a lot to see around marmaris and the harbour is full of boats organizing trips for the day.
this will be the type of boat you will go on if you decide on a trip, an excellant tip for the british, the trips cost in turkish money about £30 each,, from the shops but if you go down to the promanade the locals will accept £10 each in english money so take a few tenners with you to turkey.
a good day out is the trip to turtle island,which includes a boat ride to the valley of the kings, a mud bath and a sulpher heated pool and a stop along the way to do some shopping, on an isle on the way, the whole day lasts about 12 hours and only cost £10 what a bargain.

a turkish bath

another great day out is a Turkish bath trip, this again for £10.
includes been taken to a spa, which starts with a swim in the indoor heated pool for as long as you like and when you are ready, you make your way to the sauna all this at your own pace, moving on to the Turkish bath for a full body scrub and exfoliating,
this lasts approx 25 mins ,you are then taken for a full body massage head to toe,
when you leave you feel totally refreshed.
try to get this done at the start of your trip as you will catch the sun a lot better and have a fantastic tan.

bargain hunting

another tip. for the traveller is there is no need carry loads of clothes with you for you and the family, they are practically giving clothes away the shops on the front were selling t-shirts 5 for a tenner and the quality was faultless,
i bought loads . do take suntan lotion from home as this is a bit expensive.and you will need it because turkey is very hot.
getting about is very cheap there are buses leaving the beach area every 2 Min's going all over the place,all with a fixed price i paid just 150 Turkish lira ,(approx 75p) and you just jump off and on where you like ,this is ideal for getting around as the buses run till about 1am.
i hope this little bit of info has been useful to you and i hope you enjoy turkeY

THE BUILDING OF HOLYHEAD BREAKWATER

holyhead breakwater

holyhead breakwater , is the longest breakwater in the uk,built in the 19^th centuary,and stretch’s for over 1 and ¾ miles. The breakwater was completed in 1873 after 28years of hard work.

looking out to see you have to be impressed at the engineering feat, that was needed to build such a huge breakwater,

the breakwater used stone from the nearby quarry at the foot of holyhead mountain, so during the building of the breakwater , the surronding area was a hive of activity,with men working all day breaking up stone, at one stage there were over 1,400 men working on the site, from the men doing all the excavating,and blasting at the quarry to the rubble collectors,and the tram controllers moving by carriage, a huge amount of stone on a daily basis to the ground workers on the breakwater itself, the little train carraiges, were continually on the go round the clock sending the stone to the breakwater as it was been built,

the foundation to the breakwater is approx 500 foot wide, the foundation stone and rubble all came from the mountain less than ½ a mile away,they say the amount of stone and rubble excavated was over 20,000 tons a day ,with the total amount used by the time of completion ,estimated at over 7 and a half million tons.

At the end there is a an egg shaped structure, on which the lighthouse stands,this section is approx 150 foot across and over 60 foot wide,the lighthouse itself was manned until 1961, after that it became automatic,, the lighthouse main lamps shone a white light which on a clear night could be seen over 20 miles out to sea, however recently the lamp has been changed to a green one ,the fog horn however is still been used to this day .

Now days the breakwater ,a grade 2 listed building is very popular with tourist’s and walkers and is used all the time by the locals for walking the dog ,getting some fresh air and enjoying the world class scenary

Not to mention the huge army of angler’s who regularly fish,and the quality of fishing is supurb and attract’s anglers from all over the uk.

loads of funny jokes

1 - Last night our dog went missing ,so the wife sent me out looking for it,i walked the psrk, the feilds by our house,the beach and after 4 hours returned with out the dog ,and told the wife she went mad saying, i did not look hard enough,

so i shaved my head, got a couple of tattoos , went back out and still i couldent find the dog.

2 - had some bad news today the wife was admitted to hospital with a vaccuum cleaner hose stuck up her bum,

allthough she is in intensive care , the doctors say shes picking up nicely.

3 - An Englishman,a Scotsman,a Welshman,A Latvin, a Mexican,an American, a Sweede,a Norwegian,a Dutchman,a German,a Spaniard,an Egyptian,an Irishman all worked into a restraunt and called the manager over and asked for a table "sorry you lot says the manager cant let you in with out a thai".

4 - police i liverpool have arrested 3 of the 4 scouse terrorist-- bin -dealin ,bin-snortin ,bin-robbin,there was no sign of bin-working.

5 – husband tells the wife “when you take your bra off you look 10 years younger”

Do i she says smiling “absolutly your boobs sag so much the pull the wrinkles out of your face”.

6 – the wife was standing naked infront of a full lenght mirror this morning,feeling sorry for herself.

Look at me she says my bum is huge,my boobs are saggy,im fat ,give me a compliment ,well theres  f**k all wrong with your eye sight.

8 really funny jokes

1 -I bought a new purfume for the wife for valentines day,called chloroform

but she did not like it ,saying it made her sleepy and the next day she woke up with a sore arse.

2 -I just bought a new tv remote control, with a big red button that says cinema sound,

so i clicked it and a voice from behind me shouts,sit down dickhead.

3 -Got asked to have a treesome last night with 2 midgets ,the little f*****s.

4  I went up to a girl at the bar last night trying to charm here,saying i was just about to tell you a joke about my dick only its to long, what a coincedence she replied,i was just about to tell you one about my pussy but youll never get it.

5 -A couple were at home watching the tv, when the husband starts flicking the remote control over,football,porn,football,porn,football,porn,football,porn,football,porn,for f***ks sake,says the wife leave it on the porn,you know how to play football.

6 -My neighbour knocked at my door 3.30 am can you believe that 3.30am lucky for him i was still up playing my drums.

7 - I remember when i started courting the wife,i used to move her knickers to one side to get to her arse,

Now i have to move her arse ,to get to her knickers.

8 – Got a new job working for the samaritans tried to phone in sick this morning,but the buggers ,talked me out of it.