7 really funny jokes inc joke of the day ( the parachute jump )

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I remember the lasy thing my dead wife said to me  " is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleasesd to see me" .

I met to fat girls down the pub last night who had strong cardiff accents,” i said i know that accent,you 2 girls are from london arent you “ wales you f******g idiot she replied,sorry i said  “ you 2 whales are from london arent you.

A native american red indian intruduced me to his wife ,,this is four horse’s ...... i say thats a beutiful name,what does it mean. He replied, NAG,NAG F******G,NAG

I just walked out my job in the helium factory, im not having them talk to me like that.

I was looking out the window today,when i saw my wife’s mother coming up the street,i can honestly say i have never been so pleased to see her,i had to shout to the wife ,” are you ready darling the hearse is here”.

Paddy is in the pub telling his mate’s about his forst parachute jump, paddy says ,”we were flying at about 30,000 feet,when it was my turn i looked down and just could not jump, no way i said “then this huge guy pulled out his 12” cock and said 2paddy if you dont jump i will stick this baby right up you arse “ all paddy’s mate said at the same time ,well did you jump,,,justa bit when it first went in.