loads of jokes including ( jooke of the day - guts or balls )

guts or balls.
There is a medical distintion.we’ve all heard about people having guts,or balls,but do you really no the difference,between them
Guts,is arriving home late after a night out with the boys,being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask, are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere,
Balls. Is coming home late after a night with the lads,smelling of purfume and beer,with lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the arse and saying get up stairs fatty your next.

paddy stumbles on a mass baptism at a river,he walks into the river and stands next to the preacher,”are you ready to find jesus my son”the preacher asks,paddy relies “i am sir” the preacher puts him under water then says “ have you found jesus “ no sir, so this time the preacher holds him under longer “ have you found jesus paddy “ no sir,this time the preacher holds him under for 2 minuet’s paddy comes up gasping for air ,have you found jesus the preacher asks , paddy says “ are you sure this is where he fell in”

apperently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag, so every morning i slap the mr’s arse and say 2 sugar’s fat arse.

A lump of play dough was pushed through my letterbox today,i dont know what to make of it.

I was a bit bored today driving the car ,so i pulled over to knock one off, the driving instructer went f*****g loopy.