joke of the day ( the barbour )

A guy sticks his head into a barbour shop and asks " how long for a haircut please" the barbour looks round to see about 8 customers waiting,about 2 hours he replied,
the guy then left. a few days later the same guy returns ,sticks his head in and again says to the barbour ," how long before i can get a haircut" the barbour looks round ,about 3 hours he replies,the guy then leaves.about a week later he returns , how long for a haircut he asks ,about half an hour the barbour replies.the barbour then turns to a customer and said if you see where he is going because he is allways comes in ask how long for a haircut then leaves,but never comes back,dave returns a little while later laughing hysterically, whats so funny says the barbour,were does he go from here well said dave “ he goes to your house 2.

Bloke goes into the pub,and asks for 3 double wiskey’s,”you ok says the barman” no i said “iv’e just found out my eldest son is gay, the following day he return’s to the pub and this time ask’s for 6 double wiskey’s,”you ok the barman asks again “ no i just found out my youngest son is gay” drinks the 6 double’s and leaves. The following day he goes in 10 double wiskeys now barman please,” fuck me say’s the barman does no-one in your family like pussy,, yep replies the man , my wife