joke of the day ( wallet scam )

WALLET SCAM WARNING

While at the supermarket you may be approached,by 2 fit,18 year old easten europeans in skin tight tops,with huge boobs,they wash your car window with there boobs rubbing up against the glass,and ask for a lift to the next supermarket, as payment for the window cleaning,on the way they will,strip down and start having sex with each other,then one will lean over and perform oral sex on you ,while you are driving,while the other try’s to steal your wallet, i had mine stolen ,Thursday,Friday and twice on Saturday, so be carefull

Paddy,mick and murphy,all work for a boss who allways goes home early,one day mick says “lets all go home early he will never know “so they all leave just after the boss,mick goes to the bookies,murphy goes to the pub,paddy goes home, only to find the bosses car on his drive and his boss upstairs ,having sex with his wife, the next day mick says “ what a good idea that was yesterday ,lets do it again today “not likley says paddy  “ I NEARLY GOT CAUGHT “.

I asked the mrs for a blow job last night,but she started rubbing my dick with a key ring ,talk about been fobbed off.

I bought a deoderant stick yesterdayand the instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom”i can hardly walk today but when i fart the room smells lovely.