3 women 1,engaged,1 mistress and and 1 wife while having there morning coffee ,all decided to treat their men,by wearing black leather bra's,stilleto heels,stocking’s and suspender’s,and a leather black face mask for when he got home from work, yhe next day at the coffee shop they started discussing last night,the mistress went first " when my man came home we made love there and then on the hall carpet", the engaged woman said " me and my man said " we had sex all night he was very pleased to see me " the 2 women looked at the wife " well what happened to you they asked" well the wife replied he came home as normal walked into the front room and took one look at me and went whats for f*****g tea batman".
Man meets a woman at the bar and buys her a drink,and as they sat there drinking he keeps looking at his watch, are you meeting someone she says you keep looking at your watch,no he said “its a new dating watch it’s giving me infomation about you”really she says “what does it say” well he replied “it says you have no knickers on “ well its wrong she says ,,,i know he replies it’s an hour fast.
Irishman takes his golfish to the vet’s and says i think my goldfish has epilepsy,well it looks fine to me says the vet ,paddy says “well i haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.
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