joke of the day ( the rabbi)

At the regular shabbat morning service,the rabbi announced he was leaving for a larger congregation,that would pay him more.
Samual cohn a very successfull car dealership owner,stands up and says “ if the rabbi stays he will give him a new cadillac evry year,and a vehicle of his chice to transport the children around”, the whole congregration applauded.
Larry wollawiscz a successfull lawyer stands up and sys “ if the rabbi stays he will double his salery every year he stays “
Just then estelle rubin stands up an 88 year old great grand mother, and shouts out “ if you stay rabbi i will have sex with you “ the whole congragration goes quite ,you could here a pin drop,
The rabbi replies “ your a wonderfull lady estelle , but why would you suggest that.
Estelles 90 year old husband, is trying to hide ,holding his forehead,with the palm of his hands,shaking it from side to side,well said estelle i asked my husband what we could do to help , and he said, F**K HIM.


An elderly couple a attending church on a Sunday,and half way through the service the elderly lady hands a note to her husband “ i just let out a sient fart, what do you think i should do “ husband scribbles back put a new battery in your f******g, hearing aid,

Ihad sex with my best mate’s wife last night and today i feel awful.
She must have the flu or something