7 great jokes including joke of the day ( dead body )

- I found a dead body last night and roported it to the police

how did you find the body they asked " i replied the tits were ok but the arse was a bit tight ".

 - A husband had to rush his wife to hospital last night when a bizzare sex game went wrong and left her with 6 toy horses stuck up her bum,

doctors have reported her condition as stable.

 -I went on a date last night with a gorgous blonde, at the end of the night she says " thank you very much i really enjoyed myself ive laughed so much, and i havent laughed since my mother dies " i said " you laughed when your mother died ".

 - had some bad news today 2 policemen came to my house and showed me a picture of my wife " is this your wife they ask" yes i replied ,well i have some bad news for you it  looks like she has been hit by a bus ,  i know i said but she has a loverly pesonality.

 - A guy goes to a bee keeper and asks for 10 bees, on inspecting the jar  he says excuse me but there is eleven in here, i know replys the man ones a free bee.

 - 2 really thick mates are walking down the road when they find a cars wing mirror,the first one looks at it and says " i know the face but i cant place it " give me a look his mate says , you dickhead its me .

 – my and the mrs were arguing at the bus stop, when the driver shouted over “ oi you 2 are you getting on “ no i replied shes a bitch.