Jokes 156-
Why men should not be agony aunts.
Dear Dave, I left home for work yesterday and after only driving a mile down the road, my car stalled and then would not start, I had to walk back home only to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter, they announced that they had been having an affair, it had been going on 2 years and that they were deeply in love, can you help me I am desperate, yours sincerely Tracy
Dear Tracy, the most common case for vehicle breakdown in the first few miles is dirt in the fuel lines, if this is not the cause it usually the alternator, hope this helps,
Dave.

2 dogs were in the vets chatting, fido says to butch well butch what you in for butch replies, “i mauled the postman yesterday and now they want to put me to sleep”what about you fido what you in for, well says fido i “ well i was just walking past my owners bathroom and saw the door openand saw her naked bending over washing her hair,i was so horny i mounted her doggy style and shagged her senseless” blimey says fido now wonder they are putting you down aswell, putting me down he replies are they heck im here to get my nails trimmed.