joke of the day ( the labrdor )

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the best man, and the best man notices that he has a huge grin on his face, the best man says “ hey man I know your happy getting married, but what’s up you look so excited”. Well he says “I’ve just had the best blowjob of my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful sexy woman that gave it to me”. Then the bride start’s to walk down the aisle and she too has the biggest, brightest smile on her face, the maid of honor says “ wow look at that smile I never realized you were so excited about getting married “ the bride turns to the maid of honor and replies “ I’ve just given the last blowjob of my entire life”.

Paddy tells mick,hey Mick I’m thinking about buying a pet dog, really he says what breed, well I am interested in a labrador,mick replies “ I would think again mate have you seen how many of them owner’s go blind”.

After 30 years of marraige,jim the plumber left his wife a note to tell her the marraige was finished,

The note simply said  “ its over flo “.

The royal mail are releasing stamps of famous prostitues,they cost 20p each,but if you want to lick them it will cost you £2.50.

I went shopping yesterday and the girl at the checkout says “ do you live alone “ yes i replied can you tell that by looking at my basket” no she said your an ugly f****R.