joke of the day ( kicked out of school )

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Paddy’s wife came home from work to find all her sex toys nailed to the wall,, you f******g idiot she tells paddy, i ask for a dado rail

My doctor told me to watch my drinking, now i only drink in pubs with mirror’s

Women should not have any children after 35, i think thirty five children is aenough for anybody

The 3 fastest ways of communication, tele-phone, tele-vision or tell –a – woman.

What a load of bollocks about women being able to multi task, i just told the wife to sit down and shut the f**k up, you think she could.

A trainee gynaecologist says to the doctor, why do we do smear tests on the over 75 year old ladies,doctor replies ,have you ever tried parting a cheese toastie.

I caught my deslexic mate covering his dick in boot polish Sunday morning, i said ya f*****g idiot, your supposed to turn your clocks back.



What i weekend !! i broke my record for continual sex, 1 hour 2 minutes, then i realised i the clocks had gone forward.

My daughter got kicked out of school today, the teacher had asked to class to do a farm yard impression, but appently shouting, get off my land you thieving rednecks motherf*****rs, is not quite what the teacher had expected.
Scientist have now discovered that if you masterbate a lot you have a greater chance of developing tourettes, how the f**k, did these p**s brained,dumb mother****rs come up with that the F******g ,B******ds,C***k Sucking,******,******,******,*****f*******G scientist tourettes my a***.